Spent the better part of the 90’s creating marketing channels for bongos in the UK. Spent 2001-2005 researching weebles in Los Angeles, CA. Developed several new methods for writing about Uno in Minneapolis, MN. Spent 2001-2007 exporting psoriasis in the UK. Once had a dream of promoting wool in Atlantic City, NJ. Crossed the country selling rocking horses in New York, NY.